Chapter 1
The Summit
Hate stepped off the gunship as it
landed on the wide pad of the Ziggurat. A skeletal Hater stood next to her, and
she thrust her rifle into his arms as she passed. He wordlessly accepted the
weapon and saluted. The gunship was black at the bottom and faded to a deep
blue toward the rotors. Hate liked to imagine it was the colors you’d see in
the ocean if you were about to sink into the depths.
The rotors hadn’t stopped, and as
soon as Hate was firmly on the ziggurat the chopper lifted back into the night
and roared off into the darkness. Back to the Frontier.
Hate knocked the dust off her
fatigues and turned to find the door, but on the horizon, she spotted another aircraft,
a much larger one. It was propelled by four massive rotors, and there was a complement
of three smaller aircraft guarding it. Hate watched it come up to the edge of
the landing pad. It was too big to land anywhere, but it had a wide hangar door
that lowered like a drawbridge, offering Hate a look inside. Two ranks of
soldiers stood saluting, and between them marched Sloth. Her dress uniform was
impeccable, and Hate could see her green eyes darting back and forth between
the ranks, inspecting each soldier where he stood.
She walked down the gangplank that
a tank could have driven across and stood next to Hate. Neither of them said
anything as the giant aircraft raised its gangplank, ascended into the sky, and
chugged back the way it came.
“Ridiculous,” Hate muttered.
“It's important to show some
decorum for these things,” Sloth said, “it’s rare that every Queen is invited
to a summit.”
She looked Hate up and down.
“You look like you spent the night
sleeping in the dirt.”
“I did,” Hate said, “I’ve been out
in the darkness, beyond the Frontier, dealing with consequences for the last
few weeks.”
“Consequences?” Sloth asked sharply,
“did something happen that I didn’t hear about?”
“I don’t think so,” said Hate, “we
were out in the dark and came across them. They weren’t expecting us, but they’ve
been a persistent bunch.”
Sloth sighed.
“I wish you wouldn’t use that term
so liberally,” she said, “the term ‘consequence’ implies fault. Not every
monster you encounter out there is a consequence.”
“Everything that find’s itself on
the wrong end of my gun is a consequence as far as I’m concerned,” Hate said,
“if not a consequence of our actions, than a consequence of our ignorance.”
“Someday we’ll teach you some
refinement…” Sloth muttered. Then she gestured to the large double doors across
the landing pad.
“Shall we?”
“Sure.”
Hate glanced at Sloth as they
descended the stone steps that lead deeper into the heart of the Ziggurat. she didn’t
mind Sloth’s company most of the time, which was saying something, in fact she
found Sloth to be the most agreeable fo the other Queens. She commanded the
largest army by far, and even with that she was content to stay out of Hate’s
way. The stick up her ass must have been perfectly straight though, because the
woman never showed a hint of slouch. It was awkward for her though, because she
never knew what to say to the Sloth. Maybe the best policy was just not to say
anything, and trust that the other woman valued their alliance.
The meeting hall was a large kiva
with tiers cut into the circular walls. Everyonje else was already there.
Including Lust. Hate scowled as her eyes fell on the yellow-clad Queen,
chatting animatedly to Hope. Hope’s big red eyes had fixated on Hate the minute
she stepped into the room. Though she was trying her best to hide her fear,
Hate could feel it emanating from Hope like warm sunlight. She smiled, and felt
like maybe this summit wouldn’t be as torturous as she had feared.
“Ah, Lust,” came an excited voice,
as a woman in sweatpants and a hoodie edged past Hope, “it’s been a while!”
“Ah,” said Lust, “Pride, yeah, it
has been a bit, hasn’t it…”
Pride’s black sweatsuit made her
look shapeless and amorphous. Her magenta hair was tied back in a messy bun,
held in place with what Hate identified as a pair of chopsticks. Well, one
chopstick and a mechanical pencil. Hate glanced at Sloth sitting next to her, with
her fancy suit and a tit covered in medals, and snickered a little.
“By the Mother and Father,” Sloth
swore under her breath, “she’s the one who called the damn meeting, the least
she could have done was take a shower…”
Hate noted with delight that Sloth
was right, they could smell Pride from where they were sitting. Hate didn’t
despise Pride either, if nothing else the woman was good for a laugh. Aside
from that though, Pride had a good head on her shoulders. Well, most of the
time.
“…Did you see the memes I’ve been
sending you?” Pride asked Lust excitedly.
“Oh, no I haven’t been anywhere
with internet for a while,” Lust said, flashing the fakest smile Hate had ever
seen.
Poor ol’ Pride had never been able
to take a hint, Hate thought to herself. Pride’s attempt to befriend the
captain of the Priss Club had caused Lust to look in Hate’s direction though,
and the Queen had finally noticed Hate sitting there. From across the room
Lust’s face fell into a cold glare as she locked eyes on to Hate. There’s the
sincerity, Hate thought to herself. She gave a half grin and cocked her
eyebrows, trying with all her might to relay the message, “name a spot and
time, bitch.”
Hate really couldn't remember the
last time she and Lust had said in the same room. They weren’t at war anymore,
according to a phone book of treaties they had filled out, but Lust had a
tendency not to show up when there was actually important meetings going on.
The summons for this particular meeting had been vague though, which was
unusual, but then, Pride calling a summit was equally unusual. She rarely left
whatever hole she had crawled into these days. That was fine though, Hate liked
her better behind a computer, where she was actually useful.
“Should we get started then?” Hate
asked, not breaking eye contact with Lust.
“No,” said Pride, “not everyone's
here yet.”
Hate snorted. She and Sloth, Lust
and Hope, that was everybody that mattered usually. Having everyone else here
might even complicate things, depending on what they were here’s to discuss.
The double doors flew open and
Greed marched in. Her pink dreadlocks falling about her shoulders, which were
wrapped in furs. Aside from that, she was almost naked, wearing a short skirt
and a dozen necklaces made of animal teeth, tiny skulls, little glass bottles,
and other various nicknacks. Hates eyes feel on a long anal that was coiled
around her wrist. The snake was a machine, made off smooth, interlocking,
sections. Is yellow growing eyes surveyed the gathering in the room.
“Hey! You can’t bring constructs in
there!” Said Hope, “come on, you know the rules…”
“What?? Silas is harmless!” Greed
snapped, “he gets nervous when I leave him in the ship.”
“No constructs! Harmless or not.”
Hate rolled her eyes. Whether the
robot snake was dangerous or not, no one truly followed the ‘no weapons at
summit meetings rule,’ she had a handgun tucked under her jacket, and she
didn’t know for certain but she was nearly positive Lust had some truck up her
sleeve. She was too smart to stand in Hates presence unarmed.
“You guys suck,” huffed Greed, as
she stomped back out, almost running into Envy and Gluttony, who were coming
down the hallway.
“I’m sorry!” Envy squeaked, as
Greed shoved get to the side.
“She’s not mad it you,” called List
was they found their seats, “she’s just pissy because we wouldn't let her bring
her snake in here.”
“Ahh, I see,” said Gluttony, she
looked around the room and carefully tried to pick a spot right between the two
groups that were forming. Gluttony had always committed to being neutral, which
usually made her quite the burden in Hates eyes, because she usually just ended
up being another vote against both parties. Not everything had to be a
compromise.
Greed came back in with no snake, and
planted herself firmly behind Sloth and Hate. Greed didn’t waffle back and
forth like Gluttony, she’s knew who the winners were.
“Okay,” said Pride, “looks like
we’re all here. I know we have some people here that haven’t been to a summit
meeting in a while. I’m glad you all could make it.”
“Well yeah,” snapped Sloth, “you
sent me an email and the subject line just said ‘something important’ and you
wouldn’t answer any of my follow up emails.”
“I just got a letter with the date
and time,” Hope said, “I didn’t even find out it was a summit meeting until I talked
to Lust about it.”
“Okay in hindsight that might have come
off a bit creepier than I meant it,” said Pride, “but you’re all a little hard
to convince sometimes, so I figured I had to get a little unorthodox with
things.”
“Well, it worked,” said Hate, she
felt a sense of genuine appreciation that she’s made sure not to let seep into
her voice, “we’re all here, for the first time in who knows how long. So spill
it.”
“My fellow Queens,” said Pride, standing
up straight, “as you all know, things aren’t going well.”
And who’s fault is that, thought
Hate, glaring at Lust and Hope again.
“The Frontier is overcrowded, the
new Memories being founded aren’t yielding the resources we desperately need.
The old memories are turning into wastelands. I worry that a total collapse is
on the horizon.”
“That’s ridiculous,” Hope interjected,
surprising everyone, “we’re just going through a rough patch is all, things’ll
brighten up soon.”
“They’d brighten up a hell of a lot
faster if some of you would actually come to the Frontier and help me,” Hate
snapped, “I’m out there, pushing into the Darkness everyday, trying to break
new ground, create new Memories, and no one’s helping me! I might have the
strongest army among us, but it’s not infinite and I don’t appreciate the fact
that my Thoughts are laying down their lives while you fuckers have tea parties!”
“Ladies, please-”
“It’s real cute hearing that you
think we’re having tea parties in Memories that aware mostly fading war ruins,”
Lust barked, cutting of whatever Pride was about to say, “places where our own Thoughts
are struggling to have dinner every night. No, we’ve been trying to fix all the
shit we already have, instead of letting the entire Lifetime fall to pieces for
one more barren Memory that won’t support the Thoughts that move to it.”
“That’s exactly why you should be
helping me,” Hate said, “the only way were going to fix this is if we can get
new Memories and more resources! Its a waste of time trying to repair the
past.”
“If we can’t manage the Memories we
already have, then expanding that is only going to stretch us even thinner,”
Lust persisted.
“Shut the fuck up!” Pride shouted,
“this is exactly what I’m talking about! How many wars have you two had? How
many of those ruined memories are crumbling because you two turned them into
battlefeilds? How many dead angels are buried under the rubble of those once
promising cities? How many of those precious resources you keep harping about
were used to make bombs for you to throw at each other?”
Lust and Hate turned their burning
gazes toward Pride. She didn’t back down. Envy, who had been sitting close to
her, scooted away though.
“We’ve been at each other’s throats
for decades,” Pride said, “and that was fine in the early memories, not
comfortable, but fine. But we’ve seen or real enemy, and that’s Death.”
She paused, but no one said
anything. Gluttony started down at her feet, even Sloth shifted uncomfortably.
“It’s still out there somewhere in
the Darkness,” said Pride, “we barely made it last time, and we were twice as
strong as we are now. If it showed up tomorrow morning we’d be gone before
lunch.”
Hate crossed her arms. Coming to
this summit had been a mistake.
“Our infighting had left this
Lifetime barren and miserable,” continued Pride, “we need change. My own
Thoughts have been hard at work crunching numbers and collecting data.”
“Trading stupid cat videos more
like,” muttered Sloth. Pride ignored her.
“We’ve come to an alarming
realization,” said Pride, “I think we might be approaching a point of no
return. Were at a dangerous crossroads, my fellow Queens. If we keep on going
the way that we are, it’s only a matter of time before Death realizes were
vulnerable. It might already know, it could just be biding its time.”
“You give that thing too much
credit,” said Hate, “it’s not some mastermind lurking in the shadows, it’s a
wild beast. It can be manipulated.”
“We don’t know that for sure,” said
Sloth, “we don’t know hardly anything about it.”
“We know that none of us could hurt
it,” said Envy quietly, “not with all the combined might of our armies.”
“We managed to run it off,” said
Hate.
“Did we?” Envy whispered, her eyes
fixed at a point on the floor, “or did it just lose interest…”
An uncomfortable silence fell on
the room.
“I called this meeting because we can’t
continue like this,” said Pride, “we can’t keep sitting here hating each other,
vetoing every move the others make, mobilizing soldiers when we get fed up with
each other.”
“What are you suggesting?” asked
Sloth uncomfortably.
“I’m proposing we reconstruct this
council to a republic, with representatives that we entrust to make the hard
decisions with our best interests in mind.”
“WHAT??” Hate jumped out of her
seat, “How dare you even suggest that?”
“Because I’m tired of all the constant
fighting,” said Pride, “do you want to know the real reason the Memories are
fading and the Thoughts are running out of resources? It’s because all of us
are secretly keeping a stockpile in case something flares up between us and the
other Queens. No one’s committing fully to managing their own Thoughts because
their preoccupied with defending themselves from everyone else.”
Hate’s mouth fell open.
“We can’t effectively keep one eye
on our queendoms and one eye on everyone else in this room. You talk the most
about going out into the Darkness, Hate, you boast so much about how you lead
your own troops into battle personally, but how are your Thoughts doing? What
Memories do they tend to gather in? How many of them are there?”
Hate shut her mouth and looked
cautiously around the room. All eyes were on her.
“When was the last time you even
checked up on them?” Pride persisted.
Hate glared hot embers into Pride.
“I don’t mean to personally attack
you,” said Pride, and her eyes fell on each of the others, who Hate realized
were staring at their feet and avoiding eye contact.
“These representatives,” said Sloth
quietly, “what exactly did you have in mind…?”
Hate spun around to look at Sloth,
aghast.
“Well,” said Pride, “if we split
things up into the secret alliances, we’d be talking about two representatives.”
“Pride!” shrieked Hate in disgust.
“Oh come on, the secret alliances
are the least secret things about us,” said Lust, “you bastards are even all
sitting together.”
Hate fumed as she realized Lust was
right.
“Secret alliances?” Envy squeaked,
“there are secret alliances between you all?”
“Don’t worry, you two would have
been on our side,” Hope said, taking Gluttony and Envy’s hands in hers.
“Why wouldn’t you consult us about
that?” asked Gluttony, looking at Envy apprehensively. Envy was almost in
tears.
“Well, personally I was thinking
that if another war never broke out, we wouldn’t need to,” said Hope with an
encouraging smile. Everyone stared at her.
“What?” she said with a frown,
“it’s not impossible…”
Even Lust was frowning at her.
“Hope, nothing got resolved from
the last war,” she said, “nothing is even different.”
“Well maybe we’d all mature up a
bit,” Hope muttered, “you never know…”
Hate shook her head and glanced at
Pride.
“Well, I’m certainly regretting
adding you to our side.”
“You don’t mind me when I’m sending
you research and intelligence,” Pride said, “or would you and your cronies like
to bushwhack in the dark without any direction?”
“Would there still be a need for
that if we had these… representatives of yours?”
“Of course,” Pride said, addressing
the room again, “this isn’t to take power from us, it’s not to further divide
us either. I want another level of decision making that can commit to a
direction for us. If you look at the Memories we already have you can see the
pattern. One Queen is in power and we move forward for a few years, then a war
breaks out and another Queen takes over and undoes everything her predecessor
set up, and no progress is made in either direction. Years of Lust that brought
about social skills and bright new experiences, followed by years of Hate where
those social skills atrophied from disuse and those experiences were abandoned
for lucrative opportunity.
“We can’t keep doing this, we’re
treating it like we’re doubling back and forth, but the truth is that time is
marching on in a linear fashion, and it’s slipping through our fingers. We need
direction, and certainty. We need someone who can keep us moving forward while
not neglecting any of our concerns.”
Hate crossed her arms. That point
at least made some sense. All the good she had brought to this lifetime had
been an uphill battle against almost everyone else in this room.
“I agree with this,” Envy said
quietly. She rubbed the tears out of her eyes. Hate cocked an eyebrow at her in
surprise. Envy was usually a pushover who would side with anyone that asked her
to. It was rare to her to state an opinion, and especially now, over so
controversial a motion.
“Why?” Hate asked.
“Because I feel like I don’t have
any power in this council,” Envy said, “every time I come here, I can’t make my
voice heard. No matter how hard I try, you all treat me like you already know
what I’m going to say in every situation, like you already know what side I’d
join if a war broke out. Besides, Lust and Hate already act like they’re
everyone’s representatives, and if anyone else wants anything the have to
convince or manipulate either of those two to get it for them.”
Lust’s eyebrows shot up, and Hate
snickered, despite herself. As far as she could remember, Envy had never said
anything so ballsy to anyone. Then she glanced over her shoulder just in time
to catch Greed and Sloth sharing a meaningful glance. Her snicker died in her
throat.
She looked across the room to Lust,
who had steepled her fingers and was ruminating on what Envy had said. Hate
watched her carefully. The two of them had been through some pretty dark times
together. She had made Lust’s angels fall like rain, and Lust had turned the
trenches Hate’s soldiers had dug into mass graves more than once. She realized,
suddenly, that while Sloth was probably the closest thing Hate had to a friend,
Lust was the one she knew the best. Know thyself and thy enemy, and you need
not fear the result of a hundred battles. Lust had surprised her throughout the
years, but she had come to know what to expect by now. So she knew Envy’s
complaint had cut deep.
“Oy,” Hate whispered, glancing over
her shoulder. Greed and Sloth jumped at being suddenly addressed, “you guys
don’t feel like I override you, do you…? Like I’m a control freak or
something?”
They exchanged glances.
“Of course not,” Greed said, a
little too quickly. Hate nodded and sat forward. They were scared of her, she
realized. Her eyes flicked up to Lust who was now looking over her steepled
fingers at her. They looked at each other, and for the first time in memory,
there was no animosity in that shared stare. There might have been a whole
conversation conveyed in that look, but for the first time it wasn’t one of
hostility.
The decision was made, Hate
realized, and if she didn’t say it first she’d look like she was conceding.
“I agree with the proposal as
well,” Hate said, “it was never my intention to become some kind of overlord,
or to impose authority over my friends.”
Lust rolled her eyes.
“I do too,” she sighed, “I’m sorry
we made you feel like that, Envy.”
Hate cracked a smile. Then
suddenly, she realized that if reorganizing and getting representatives really
did fix the infighting, then she and Lust might never go to war again. That
little contest just now, might have been the last she had with Lust. She felt a
massive emptiness open up inside her at the thought.
Everyone looked around in shock,
unable to believe that Lust and Hate had mutually agreed on the restructuring. Even
Pride looked dumbfounded. It gradually dawned on the other Queens that they
were supposed to be voting too, and they all also pledged their support for
this new movement. In the end, the most controversial proposition that anyone
could remember being proposed was passed unanimously.
“Okay,” said Pride, looking around,
she had the daze of someone who had just witnessed a miracle, “we’ll split up
into our two alliances, and make our representatives. We can convene back here
in thirty-three days, that should be enough time, right?”
The other Queens seemed to be
waiting on Lust and Hate.
“Sounds like a decent amount of
time to me,” said Lust.
“Ditto,” Hate said, as she stood
up, “no point in delaying then.”